We've had it up to here with your bullshit! If Anne Hathaway didn't get the Academy Award, I maybe would have had Best Supporting Actress. You see, usually, I have to talk to girls and treat them like individuals, but you seem to be ahead of the game. King: Certain parties who wish to steal my country! You have rats in your shadow. The hot air balloon is on fire and swerving through the air. To dethrone a barbaric king. We cut back to Anna teaching the children But, of course, Anna is fine, but apparently having trouble teaching her pupils. Anna and the King of Siam, again reinforcing Anna as the revolutionary and Mongkut as the harsh, eccentric ruler.
However, a row of bars, accompanied by a jail door slam sound, come down, showing that he's arrested Oh! Perhaps you didn't hear my incredible performance in Less Miserab-less. Kralahome: I'll cleverly convince her that our king is a barbarian! All things considered, I couldn't be better, I must say! Now rewrite the music before I punch you. We now return to the movie Anna: There's a very ancient saying, but a true and honest thought. Clips of are shown John Smith saved by full grown Indian princess! Anna: singing Getting to know you; Putting it my way, but nicely; You are precisely my cup of tea. Cuts to a clip from Monty Python's Flying Circus Pepperpot 2: Why'd you say Burma? The monkey plugs his ears Till death! As Anna watches in horror Do as custom demand! He should probably quit the Critic and move on to the game show. Daffy Duck from My Favorite Duck makes a hooting laugh similar to the King's demand. So, I'll be right back, we're gonna go to commercial.
Male voice 3: Yeah, things were good back then. Russell: Right, here's what I was thinking. The jokes got worse and worse and I decided to stop watching the Critic cold turkey. Cut to the deck of a naval ship with three sailors Played by Doug Walker, Malcolm Ray, and Rachel Tietz. Anna: Oh, it's very exciting when you're young. The crowd sighs boredly Male voice 1: Trying to recapture the glory days.
Paul: Well, that's okay, we'll just dub over it in post. This is more a scrotum-shaving of history. Louis: holding a spear All right, you rat, take this right now! I mean, really think about it. Male voice 1: He can hide behind all his high-tech effects so he can disguise the fact he doesn't try anymore. He starts to continue to leave but he's interrupted Shot-down performer off-screen Most likely Malcolm : The wall's the wrong color. In the play, while stern, he is loyal to the king and not an outright villain. We didn't want those things.
Anna continues to dance with the vision Obi-Wan Kenobi vo; inserted into scene : Anna: singing Per chance when the last little star has left the sky. We'll just rewrite the music so I can sing it easier. Kill it with fire, spears, rocks, but not a musical number! Master Little is shown taking Louis on a tour of the armory Louis: Whoa. Just remember, guy, this is the woman who's going to show everyone you're not crazy. We're gonna go to commercial while I try to fix this atrocity behind me back here. So the controversy about telling only one side of the story continued from here on. Painful, insulting and not nearly short enough.
Announcer: Also featuring world renowned artist from the 90's, Shakira. Anna: But it's a lie! A skilled juggler and pain-in-the-ass practical joker, he was ugly as sin, but his best feature was his prominent teeth. Tuptim gasps Anna: I cannot believe you'd do this! Announcer: Order now, and you can get other Hollywood sensation, Gerard Butler, singing your child to sleep with nursery rhymes. There's a letter for you. Male voice 2: It's kind of pathetic.
I'm sure she'll do great looking after those kids. That was what made the show so great. It's the color of the fucking wall! Anna: All right, um, why don't we come back to Thailand history? The really bizarre thing about all of this is. Russell, you're doing a great job. But when I began watching the new series, it sucked. Announcer: Behold the musical sensation from , and.
You know what to do! Kralahome: I'll use this English school teacher to help me de-throne the King. Sometimes they are uploaded on an inconsistent schedule, so check the playlists. So I still love the old eps, but the new ones don't do it for me. Prince Chulalongkorn meets Tuptim for the first time Tuptim: Tusker! The Anniversary movies I thought were okay. I remember it so you don't have to.
Female voice: Could he be any more obvious? Kralahome: If the boy gets hurt, the King will be blamed. You need to up your game! A puff of smoke is seen poofing from Malcolm's body. The film ends as light shines from the temple where the King and Anna dance. King: Thailand culture come from big dragon! We're treated to Sir Edward and the sailors in more cartoon hijinks trying to get the letter. So I guess they eat a lot of rocks. Anna is trying keep her books on a table, while in the background, Anna's son is seen jumping off the ship through the porthole Clearly, she's already doing a bang-up duty of her job, as her son is climbing the edge of the boat for his pet monkey. They have romance, and talk to singing tree.
The looseness of the adaptation includes such additions as a magical illusion-creating gong, dragons, an , evil statues,. Pretty princesses make up most of world history! The dragon scene is shown Big dragon decide who live and who die. New Nostalgia Critic rips every two hours. King confused : I'm beginning to see why your country part with you. I mean, here I thought the most important thing about the Nostalgia Critic.